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STUDY FINDS SIGNIFICANT BENEFITS DERIVED FROM THE SECOND-HAND SnoKE OF EVEN AN INEXPENSIVE SHORT-TONGUED BNBNSEN PIPE
738.ZC29 Style/life --
For ages the Bnbnsen Pipe was widely used among minutiae-accumulation
workers in religious rituals focused on body odor and the dispellings thereof.
In the mid 90's, Bodily Afterlife, the Pipe's most popular model,
punctuated the tedium with its excitingly arcane messages of 24 hour protection
and time-released anti-perspirant salvation. Later, it began to grow
steadily into the larger culture and beyond its somewhat narrow initial
base among die-hard odor information devotees.
But no one could have predicted that in '99 it would explode on the
scene as a hot crossover product positioned as an indoor oragami-emitting
sucking/blowing alternative for smokers seeking release from The Humiliation
found furtively puffing butts self-consciously in small huddled yellow-fingered
groups clustered at the feet of faceless hollowed-out concrete columns
of commerce. Yet, the importance of the seminal functionality of
the device paled in comparison to the tertiary, though vastly more significant,
benefits now found to be derived by those deemed fortunate indeed to be
exposed to the second-hand snOKe of
even an inexpensive short-tongued Bnbnsen with no SlickGlideMotion.
(details to follow)
This after Betty had received the Flumfert Company February employee Floppy Label Alignment Award. Betty's placing of labels on floppy disks was far neater and straighter than anyone else's in the division. Mr. Flumfert, himself, allowed that he could think of no other who excelled to such a degree at this specialty.
See: Data-doers, idood 5.43, etc.