Sasnak, Kansas.

Sheriff Bob Ofal, a big beefy guy, (and strong as an ox) is said to wear outrageous ties in order to throw his opponents off balance.

Law and order. Cows must be more civilized than other upright intelligent creatures. No guns in the saloon. Huge fine for eating horses and land-owning humans.

Senator Loyd Bjutnee, on a Mad Cow fact-finding mission to Sasnak, is eaten live on CNN by "two hulking Holsteins and a really mean-looking Gurnsey." That very evening....... a valiant reporter and camera crew, pretending that it is all in a days work, interviews the bloated meat-eaters.

Two weeks later. Sheriff Ofal grills the killers at the first Annual Senator Bjutnee Memorial Picnic. Feelings of solidarity ("Live and let live") run high as all upright intelligent creatures dig in and enjoy new Killer Burgers. Ingredients unknown.

Mo Speeks has spoken.