It is hard to believe that the Ffitz Artshack chain started with just a few masterpieces to sell:

6 exquisite post-modern "Lint Constructions, Series 25.6bx" by pre-Condripulist Fydor Kardremi (only two of which survive, the others having been inadvertantly vacuumed into oblivion by fastidious, though unsophisticated, servants).