| It was announced today by the Bureau of Reality Verification that additional monitoring devices are being brought on-line as reports of unexpected abberations occuring in the lives of very ordinary citizens continue to pour in. A visit to Central Reality allowed us to witness numerous realitycam homescans such as this one in the apartment of Rogert Fouldner and his sometime "friend," short and shifty Dirk Boid. |
Reality Check:
The camera draws our attention to the kitchen table upon which sits a Fydor Dipkin sculpture entitled "Naked Clownish Woman on a Bed of Eggstasy Contemplating Yet Another Great But To Be Little Understood Clown Routine." This piece is widely held to clearly demonstrate Dipkin's indebtedness to the Post Barnumists of the 1920's. The rarity is reputed to be one of only 254,000 in existence.
But it is not the intriguing sculpture which catches the scancam's interest but what appears to be a human eye embedded in a coiled artists' gum eraser. Questioned, Mr. Fouldner claims the object "just appeared" a few moments ago and he "...doesn't know a thing about it." The camera's sensors however find otherwise, indicating that the material may be of a juridoodical nature. Confronted with the read-out, Fouldner comes clean, admitting that it is, in fact, crime scene evidence. "But it's not like you can't buy this stuff during commercial breaks in Morealdo Rivaviva's acclaimed coverage of the Big Trial," spouts Foulner defensively, all the while waving his credit card at the camera in an all-too braggadocious manner.
Fouldner claims the eye is actually quite innocous, being "...circumstantial physical evidence from a bush league trial which deserved the lack of attention it got."
"If I told you who's eye it was it wouldn't raise an eyebrow," joked Dirk Boid without being asked to.